What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Where are the gay people in India?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?